Political gloating

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.

He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.

by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2012

Shadow Gloating

An individual who brags/gloats about items for which there is no manner of validation - usually via social media.

Joe was shadow gloating about house hunting, erstwhile he lives with his parents, has a low paying job and has no hope of ever buying a home.

by Curby7 December 16, 2016

clueless gloating

When someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.

Often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. They also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.

If the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.

Brian: Jim are you excited about the new promotion that the boss will give to someone?

Jim: What promotion? You were doing that stupid clueless gloating thing.

Douche bag: Dude that party this Saturday is gonna be awesome! Were you invited?

Frank: No, dick.

by darblye August 15, 2010

Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

gloading

Gaining or feeling superiority over your own success or someone else misfortune

You’d just won a Chess match and start gloading over your opponent loss

by Biez W January 5, 2021

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

Gloaking

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.

(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.

by bard_UYD March 9, 2011