glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 6, 2011

Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

GloriaFecation

Gloriafecation, from the words Gloria and Defecation meaning: to sh*t on scientific language when writing a thesis

Gloriafecation is most commonly observed during Thesising

(Thesising to pretend to be writing on your thesis)

‎"Docking also provides us with the ligand location and conformation information..." is an example of a sentence that has been completely Gloriafecated and can be seen as an act of GloriaFecation

NB: other examples will follow soon, as the thesis is still in progress.

by Per.C6 September 19, 2011

glorific

Glorific is a combination of glorified and terrific. If something is glorific it is glorified and terrific in all its glory.

I heard that this restaurant in town had some really awesome pizza. I went there the other day, and let me tell you, it was glorific!

by St.Stark December 20, 2008

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

Glorified Stranger

A person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for " THE ONE".
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.

Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.

by Carolyn De Faoite July 27, 2007