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Glumber

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you
by iShetBag December 1, 2011
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Glambertitis

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
by Anonyglam May 3, 2011
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glimmerpilled

When an opinion, usually related to gender or sexuality, is presented in a way that does not tear others down, and is based around satire, specifically gender satire. A play on words of ‘based and red pilled
You use bee/beeself pronouns? and you’re space gender? thats based and glimmerpilled
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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Glimmer

She's the queen of brightmoon, she cute and powerfull. DONT underestimate her
Queen glimmer of brightmoon
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Glambert Syndrome

An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.

This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...

Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
"Are You still being treated for Glambert Syndrome?"
"Oh No!! I have cought Glambert Syndrome!!"
by lols4cett June 16, 2009
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Glibbering

An issue with a cord when it disconnections in certain positions.
It is irritating when my headset starts glibbering when I move.
by 1kballer November 14, 2019
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Starlight Glimmer

a light purple communist pony in MLP that forced her village in total equality. She was reformed when Twilight Sparkle defeated her and is now currently a protagonist.
Starlight Glimmer: "The only way to be happy is if we're all equal!"
by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018
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