Gerbaler

A person who by way of paper tube sticks a gerbil in their rectum(gerbiling)

Uncle Bob was a frequent gerbaler. He used to enjoy a God gerbil now and again. See Bob run.

by Weird al wachervich May 9, 2016

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head

He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

gerbalized

the process by which someone crawl's up someone else's ass; the act of becoming totally subserviant. One can gerbalize oneself, or be gerbalized by another.

Cindy has become gerbalized by her best friend and no longer thinks for herself.

by gray dove May 15, 2010

gerbal tube

a plastic or stainless steel tube that two rump rangers simultaneously stick up their asses an allow an entrapped gerbal two run about inside tickleling their rrctums.

Richard Gere was once caught on Fire Island with a gerbal tube jammed up his ass.

by Moe Foe April 13, 2005

gerbal

A sexual act which involves removing your penis from a girls vagina, ejaculating in your hand and feeding it to the girl. The sound that is made while the girl is eating said sperm from your hand, should be similar to the sound of a gerbal eating its food.... hence the name. There is different variations of gerbals such as, the "waterfall", "spicy gerbal", the "typewritter", etc. After the act speaking or seeing the girl afterwards is frowned apon due to the level of disgust of the girl and lack of respect.

last night i gerbaled this girl i met from the bar. i came in my hand and she totally ate every drop of cum off of it!

by Gerbalfather September 25, 2010