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Glennbeckistan

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)
The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.
by Glennbeckistani March 5, 2010
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glennbeck

v. To rape and murder someone (especially a young girl in 1990)
If you don't shut up, I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister
by gwsuperfan September 9, 2009
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Glennbeckistan

A nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. Virtually all of the population of Glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of Dumbfuckistan, Berzerkistan and Denial.
The preacher from Glennbeckistan condemned Santa to hell because he had the same letters in his name as Satan.
by Gearwonk March 5, 2010
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Glennie

she/he is hot and cold. if you're ever on her/his bad side, RUN. she/he can be a sweetheart if you're her/his good friend. watch out boys/girls, glennie is what you call a neck breaker. if you really want to get to know her/him, dont be afraid to talk to glennie, she/he is friendly and sweet. MOSTLY a good kid. very competitive, doesnt like competition. also, she/he is spoiled.
have you seen glennie? he's hott
by crazy9898 April 23, 2011
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glennbeck

slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism
whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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glennbeck

1. v. To fabricate information to support an argument.

2. v. To draw an illogical conclusion from a series of premises that may or may not be true.

(1. and 2. can be modified to be used as a adjective, or adverb. see examples)

3. n. bullshit
1. These facts have been glennbecked.

2. He said that apples are red and dogs are 10 feet tall, therefore Progressives are killing America? Wow he glennbecked that one.

Adj. That old guy rants with glenbeckish fervor

Adv. Nothing he said made sense, he spoke very glennbeckishly

3. His argument was filled with glennbeck
by 3 Headed Monkey May 22, 2010
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Glenned

When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation
Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
by UDkid123 September 22, 2010
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