Glard

The process of making a fund glarded.

This is not easily reversible, but can be remedied with a Certificate of Inoppolity if the funds are planned to be transferred into an account in a tax clode.

The bank glarded my funds, so I'll have to give you a Certificate of Inoppolity first.

by Sukadia April 5, 2021

Glarded

I shouldn't have to tell you what this means

Can you tell me if the funds are glarded?

by deadinsidesincedayone March 19, 2021

glarded

A type of fund that cannot be transferred into a tax-clode based account without attaching an inoppolity certificate

Without the fund being glarded, it will not be transferred into a tax-clode account

by nworder May 9, 2021

Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.

The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it

by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

Gary Winthorpe

A great fucking guy. Has a huge dick, gets all the lady’s and fucks your mom. A true legend

Gary Winthorpe is hung like Godzilla

by EatThatPussy154 September 22, 2018

Gary Stu

A male version of a Mary Sue. seemingly perfect character with no flaws, or who always overpowers other characters.

That character is a gary stu. You need to add flaws into his character.

by yamchabii January 26, 2018

Gary Foote

God himself who descend onto our imperfect world to smite us in his physics class.

Gary Foote is an anus

by Dasani Water Bottle November 13, 2019