Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

Sol Campbell Gamble

You're in a room. Five doors. Behind four are your dream women who will let you do anything you want. Behind the other is a raging Sol Campbell. Chained up for months and ridiculously horny, he will do whatever he wants to you for however long he wants. Do you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?

Would you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?

by ill.matic January 28, 2015

GLAMBERT

The official term for a devoted fan of the glamourous sexiness that is Adam Lambert, Season 8 Runner Up for American Idol.

She's watching Adam's You Tube videos again. She's such a Glambert.

by glambert1273 May 28, 2009

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004

Degenerate Gambler

(Derogatory/Insult)

An active gambling addict who bets money and/or objects they can't afford to lose.

"Mike just lost his daughter's college fund on a game of Texas Hold'Em. Fuckin degenerate gambler."

by BenStillerFolds5 February 26, 2018

gambler's special

When you are in Las Vegas and you ejaculate on a whore's face.

I just won $500 at the craps table, so I grabbed a whore from the bar and went up to my room, banged her for 15 minutes and finished off by giving her the "gambler's special".

by FORBES-BIRNS July 21, 2008