Glaf 

When you're glad as fuck

Person (a): Bet youre happy you managed to pull out in time, and not get her pregnant.
Person (b): Ye, I'm glaf mate.

Glaf by GlafKID December 25, 2016

GLAF 

Giggling like a faggot

My friend just said something so funny that I’m now GLAF

GLAF by Holdingfolderemails June 12, 2022

Glaf 

Glaf;
Verb INFORMAL
glaf; 3rd person present: glafs; present past: glaffed; past participle: glaffed; gerund or present participle: glaffing.

Verb FORMAL
Glavour; 3rd person present: glaviate; present past: glavoured; past participle; glavoured; gerund or present participle: glavouring.

>Acting upon the inner feeling that you should not laugh at someone’s joke and instead stare at them intensely.

Phrases
“That glafs me.”
“This is positively glavouring.”

Origin
Autocorrect not doing it’s job when my friend misspelled ‘glad’ and the ensuing tomfoolery; 2025.

Use overtime for ‘glaf’:
-2025.

“I glaffed so hard - I didn’t know what to say.”
“Did anyone else want to glaf at that?”

“Are you always glavouring?”
“I could glaviate but I won’t.”

Glaf by articulatingourthoughts May 28, 2025

GLAFO 

Good Luck and Fuck Off. A nice little way to sign off with someone you really don't like all that well. If weaved in just right, it will get written off as a typo.

So thanks, Rich, and glafo.

GLAFO by Bubbles7001 April 14, 2009

glaff 

E' una piattaforma di affiliazione , che mette in contatto Aziende e Imprenditori .

Le affiliazioni sono legate al Gioco , Finanza , Viaggi , Mobile e altro .

Glaff

glaff by Virpello June 22, 2015

glafie 

When you first meet a Glafie, they may seem a little bit cold, but as you continue hanging out with them, they gradually warm up to you. Glafie is a very pretty person, but Glafie won't really admit it, though deep down Glafie, knows that she's a sexy beast. Glafie is also a humerous person, she'll crack you up out of nowhere. Not everybody likes Glafie though, but those people are usually the fakest. Glafie is a real friend, a Glafie will always be there for you. But ne careful though, Glafies can be very mean and it can make you hurt.

"Glafie pass me that water bottle"

"No"

Minutes later...

*slowly moves water bottle towards you*

glafie by youreallgoingtodieifyouraidare July 22, 2019

glafhed 

To be "Glafhed" is to be murdered by someone while reclining on a couch.

Micheal was comfy and reclining on the couch, Tom was jealous so he glafhed Micheal. Micheal was killed instantly upon being glafhed

glafhed by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 3, 2022