by cactusbiter July 20, 2008
Get the glafsmug. Person (a): Bet youre happy you managed to pull out in time, and not get her pregnant.
Person (b): Ye, I'm glaf mate.
Person (b): Ye, I'm glaf mate.
by GlafKID December 25, 2016
Get the Glafmug. The act of penetrating a moldy pickle while it is up the anus of a dead ferret, then blending the ferret and pickle up and feeding it to a child with down syndrome
by A.H. Retard March 20, 2024
Get the Glaffingmug. Glaf;
Verb INFORMAL
glaf; 3rd person present: glafs; present past: glaffed; past participle: glaffed; gerund or present participle: glaffing.
Verb FORMAL
Glavour; 3rd person present: glaviate; present past: glavoured; past participle; glavoured; gerund or present participle: glavouring.
>Acting upon the inner feeling that you should not laugh at someone’s joke and instead stare at them intensely.
Phrases
“That glafs me.”
“This is positively glavouring.”
Origin
Autocorrect not doing it’s job when my friend misspelled ‘glad’ and the ensuing tomfoolery; 2025.
Use overtime for ‘glaf’:
-2025.
Verb INFORMAL
glaf; 3rd person present: glafs; present past: glaffed; past participle: glaffed; gerund or present participle: glaffing.
Verb FORMAL
Glavour; 3rd person present: glaviate; present past: glavoured; past participle; glavoured; gerund or present participle: glavouring.
>Acting upon the inner feeling that you should not laugh at someone’s joke and instead stare at them intensely.
Phrases
“That glafs me.”
“This is positively glavouring.”
Origin
Autocorrect not doing it’s job when my friend misspelled ‘glad’ and the ensuing tomfoolery; 2025.
Use overtime for ‘glaf’:
-2025.
“I glaffed so hard - I didn’t know what to say.”
“Did anyone else want to glaf at that?”
“Are you always glavouring?”
“I could glaviate but I won’t.”
“Did anyone else want to glaf at that?”
“Are you always glavouring?”
“I could glaviate but I won’t.”
by articulatingourthoughts May 28, 2025
Get the Glafmug. by Holdingfolderemails June 12, 2022
Get the GLAFmug.