Glacker

A girl who looks like she gives really good head; receives her name from the glack sound made when your dick hits the back of her throat.

I'm going out and finding the skankiest glacker at the club!

by EdiUni November 2, 2010

glacked

Gun down, rinsed, wasted

That guy got glacked by the drive by

by TheSaneKing April 4, 2015

glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.

WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.

by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI April 14, 2009

Glückenschleimer

1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.

2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.

3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.

1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!

2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.

by technicolorwashboard May 30, 2011

Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006