New Guinea Gaspump

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.

"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

gissues

Repressed gay issues.

When a man offers free blowjobs at gay clubs, yet claims to be "100% straight", he clearly has gissues.

by Esteban666 August 28, 2007

Gimpus

To make fun of or insult somebody with Gimp-like atributes.

"Hey Gimpus, you're a Gimp"

"Gad Zooks man"

by Gimp p. us February 10, 2008

Gissur

The Holy Nordic Emperor, 2023-2050, legendary emperor of Scandinavia, responsible for the annexation of Germany and France into the Holy Nordic Empire in 2024, which triggered the second golden age of Scandinavian Sociodespotism throughout the Western hemisphere. Poisoned at the age of 72 by agents of the rogue Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation which resulted in the Kattegat Channel Conflict which spurred the fall og The Holy Nordic Empire sixteen years later.

He runs his business like Gissur.

by Gissur December 6, 2004

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

gaspulating

gaspulating (verb) synonym for malding, mostly used by legionaires to make people mad

he's gaspulating on god bro

by Mist4 December 18, 2021

gisum

Seminal fluid. The end result of masturbation.

'The dude was shooting on his gisum'

by deck February 10, 2014