Giraffing

The act of swinging your head like a golf club and hitting another person in their chest or crotch
Invented In Morrisville New York by the coolest person ever

Dude im definatley Giraffing Dylan later. Oh nice make him cry hes so scrawny.

by TheOneAndOnlyMetz February 25, 2011

Giraffing

To be in a mood where you want to sit in a corner and die! Comes from the fact that when you corner a Giraffe and threaten it, it lies down on the floor, closes it's eyes, and dies!

If you are Giraffing or Giraffed, you just cannot be bothered, no matter what the situation!

Hung over after a big night out and a mate wakes you up at 7am to ask you to help clear up;

'I can't'
'Why?'
'I'm so badly Giraffing (draffin') bro!'

by Bashwipe Co. July 17, 2013

Giraffing

Giraffing
Verb
The act of two or more flaccid penises intertwining shafts, similar to two or more male giraffes' necks when fighting.

OMG, those hot guys are giraffing over there, let's get a closer look!

by GuilderSewWhat October 28, 2015

giraffing

To stick a man's entire head into a woman's vagina. Most the time until her legs are flat on his shoulders

He stuck his whole head inside her, that's called giraffing

by alexanderthisdick May 24, 2015

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

wet giraffed

When a women squirts on a mans penis.

Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.

by penis face ya ya ya December 10, 2006

Giraffing

When a short person tops a tall person.

Kyle and jermey were giraffing last night. It sounded so awkward.

by Disgrace69420 October 6, 2019