giraffe 

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

giraffe by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

giraffe 

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

"I wish I was born a giraffe."

giraffe by yelyr April 25, 2009

Giraffe 

Mean " I'M A GIRAFFE!"

Someone: " Say 'Welcome to Colorado!'"
You: " I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"

Giraffe by Theater Person September 1, 2020

Giraffe 

Creature who has a long tongue and loves eating cheese and also has a f***ed up knee

She is such a Giraffe

Giraffe by CrazyChicken297 October 9, 2019

Giraffe 

A large mammal that has a long neck with spots. They often make noises that consist of "maaaahhhh" or sometimes a more excited "mah-mah-mah-mah-maaahhh"

Did you see that giraffe it said "Maaahh"

Giraffe by Scotch YB July 7, 2010

Giraffe 

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina

Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?

Giraffe by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 3, 2011

Giraffe 

A blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. Since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the shell, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.

Timmy: Yo dog, spark that giraffe!
Mickey: We 'bout to get lifteeddddd!

Giraffe by the_blunt_burner December 14, 2010