gift

a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.

Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)

Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"

by WashingtonPost February 12, 2010

gift

Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..

"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....

by don flavio October 20, 2007

Gift

a hottie, an acronym for "guy (or girl) I'd f**k today (or tomorrow)"

you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, you're the gift

by j9 g'ski June 17, 2006

Gift

The term a true woman uses in reference to a man’s ejaculate. ( cum ).

I knew she was a pile of shit when she spit my gift out in the sink. I said bitch, you keep my gift.

by Blamupinit April 18, 2019

GIFt

a .gif file used as a gift.

Sam gave me a sweet GIFt -- two hot chicks making out over and over again!

by greenknight04 November 28, 2010

GIFT

egotistical, a person who thinks they're Gods GIFT to the world.

That guy is such a gift.

by Stitchface December 1, 2003

Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

by godofapathy March 12, 2008