Gibbled 

An adjective to describe being absolutely hammered drunk.

Guy 1: Dude, did you drink that whole 26 by yourself?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I'm fucking gibbled.

Girl 1: Patty was so gibbled last night, he staggered across the street and almost got hit by a car.

Gibbled by Scooter327 October 6, 2016

Gibbled 

An action of violently touching someone or something, softly, or hardly, to make them feel extreme anxiety or tension or to completely discombobulate them at an atomic level, that is how it feels to be Gibbled. Also the act of touching vending machines in the right way to where they give you money instead of you giving them money.
Could also be sexually provocative. Can also be the act of confusing someone so hard, that they no longer no how to continue in a conversation or activity thus they have been Gibbled.

Jerry The gibbler gibbled the vending machine so hard that the change inside it launched fifty feet.
I gibbled my GF so hard she passed out from the molecular disturbance.
I got gibbled so bad that I didn't even know how to keep talking about the subject at hand.

Gibbled by Xcfirecraft June 19, 2019

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.

"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Gobbledonging by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gibbed 

v. past-tense, To be killed and to have body explode into multiple pieces.

Holy crap, did you see him get gibbed when that grenade blew up below his feet?!

Gibbed by Hypereia October 11, 2007

Gobbledy-Gook 

Gibberish; just plain nonsense.

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.

Gobbledy-Gook by Koelli July 4, 2010