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ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."
Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!
by sailordragonball January 3, 2014
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Ghetto Tumbleweed

It was a gusty day, and the streets were filled with drifting newspapers and ghetto tumbleweeds.
by Treedan April 5, 2007
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Ghetto Talk

A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.
Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.

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by Malware. January 20, 2019
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ghetto taxi

When two people (most specificly two grown men) ride on one bicycle, with the passenger either on the handle bars, or if the bike is so equiped standing on the rear axl pegs. Serving as a method of transportation, not to be playful.
He must not have had enough money for the B bus, hence he is taking the ghetto taxi down Whalley Ave.
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ghetto trail mix

a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
by Cory Gerdts January 14, 2007
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ghetto tourist

A popular singer or entertainer, who affects a manner, lifestyle, or the speech of someone from a deprived or oppressed background, in an attempt to be considered more "street." When in fact they had a middle class or privileged upbringing.
Both Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen are ghetto tourists.
Amy thinks she's Billie Holiday reincarnated, but she was born in a North London suburb, went to an independent school and the Sylvia Young stage school, any "tragedy" she's endured she's manufactured for herself.

Lily Allen tries to give the impression when she sings that she's really a Cockney.
She was born in Hammersmith and raised in Islington, a pleasant London suburb. Her father is an actor, her mother a film producer. She attended a number of private schools in the better parts of London, including one Prince Charles attended.
by Doghouse Riley January 12, 2009
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