Ghettoracer

High performance driving instructor that drives student's cars carelessly around a track not thinking about the possibility of crashing

"Ghettoracer was droving my car and because of his spider senses, he was able to save it from spinning on coolant."

by notghettoracer January 20, 2005

Ghettoracer

Also a racecar drover with mAdSKilZ. Some one with a magnetic ability to colide with others on track, almost as if it was fait itself that brings them together.

The Ghettoracer was on track today: four missing bumpers, one over reved F50.

by mrMadSkIlz January 21, 2005

Ghettoracer

Wannabe racer who crashes into a real racer in his first race and refuses to believe it was his fault.

"Sure I lost control, spun, tried to gather it back up and screwed that up and then hit another racer, but it's okay because I can drove real good."

by Won't let him drove my cars! January 21, 2005

ghettoracer

Illustrious driving instructors with dubious skills and much more ego who so impress other drivers with their mAd sKiLz that treacherous sections of straight racetrack are named after them.

"Whew, I would have completely lost control of the student's car I'm droving and had a massive accident at Ghetto Str8 if it weren't for the fact that it's laser-straight and flatter than Kansas."

by AGhettoFan January 21, 2005

ghettomatize

To pretend tune your rice burner (Honda, Toyota, etc...). This also means to do showy looks, dazzling lights and inappropriate shiny add-ons for the single purpose of looks, rather than perfomance.

Similar to jiggamatize

He decked out his Honda by putting those shiny rims on and Euro lights, but he didn't put any beef under the hood.

by Kyle Chandler March 29, 2004

Ghettomatopoeia

Group of ghetto expressions that imitate the sound it is describing such as, “brrrrrrrat” and “suuuuuu wuuuuuu."

It is common for the members of the Bloodz gang to communicate via the ghettomatopoeia, "brrrrrrat."

by Peter Ellison, Jr. December 24, 2008

Ghettomechanics

The effective utilization of "ghetto", makeshift or otherwise unconventional materials in any process or application involving mechanical design.

The paintball gun I made works thanks to my expertise in ghettomechanics.

by GoatOnTurtle October 4, 2008