gherkin

When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.

The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.

A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.

B. You're really fucked up.

C. You make my dick sad.

by Gher Kin November 3, 2009

Gherkin

Having a glass rod inserted into your urethra and subsequently being smacked with a rubber mallet.

I would rather have a gherkin than to work there.

by Shaggy13spe January 12, 2017

Gherkin

To, or the act of feeling yourself up at inappropriate times.

Bengaman: Dude I was totally Gherkin it all over Torra Borra
Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow
Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing

by Bengaman May 25, 2004

Gherkin

Any hot/ sexy chicks.

Hey did you see that gherkin.

Yeah man, damn. I've git a boner!

How big was her cheese!

by Jizztastic.org.john April 5, 2010

Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

gherkin

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009

gherkin

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"
sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

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