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greuben

A pathetic/gaunt sandwich/reuben.

A "reuben" with extra lean meat, no cheese, no sauce, and in its most extreme, without bread (sometimes with lettuce on both sides), or just protein.
Yo bro, that sandwich your mom made you for lunch today was pathetic, a true greuben. Did it come with that bottle of Voss?
by Sans Sam September 3, 2016
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Gerben

Only jokes or shouts and is incapable to do anything else
Oh wth is that? Dont worry, its the Gerben of our school
by Aiwbedhwje May 22, 2018
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gerben is a simp

by gerben is a simp January 21, 2022
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Gruben

A small piece of a ciggarette to be used in assistance to making a common cannabis spliff.

Often snapped from a ciggarete, licked, ripped then mixed with grinded/crushed cannabis and rolled into a Joint. although spelt gruben its pronounced grooben
Hey ralph... got gruben? im going to roll a fat head or

Wheres my gruben i swear it was in my grout box
by Tom Hanks Cans June 5, 2009
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Grubenshmarger

'Edge of the shit-pit'. A word for giving sympathy to someone who needs to vent without providing examples as to how you can relate, which would either make the person feel like you're trying to center the conversation on yourself or just be a repeat of what they're saying. Another translation can be "I'd buy us a beer to cry in, but I'm broke"
A: (sobbing)That bitch Farina is screwing me over, she does whatever she feels like without thinking about anyone else!
B:(remembering how Farina stole B's wallet, car, and boyfriend) Grubenshmarger (hugs A)
by Stormis_Avalon May 9, 2018
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Gerben

The most beautiful person in the world, inside and out.
He is Gerben
by Kaarvi November 21, 2021
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Gerben

Gerben is the name of a tall brown curly haired guy. He cannot live without his friends but loves to make fun of them. He is indecisive and does not clean up after himself. He is not able to cook or take care of himself. But he is a great brother and will get you anything if you ask real nicely and give money.
Person 1: hey gerben, is that your new scooter? I thought you wanted a car.
Gerben: yeah it is my new scooter. I was just talking shit the last time.
by Jezusje November 22, 2021
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