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german

1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins May 10, 2006
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German

A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.
That person is from Germany. They are German.
by Megz n Denzer July 09, 2004
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german

n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.
Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds
by zxcvbnm June 08, 2005
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Germanate

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.
Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.
by Der Meister 44 November 22, 2008
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German

The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.

it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".

With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.
Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?

England:I beg your pardon?

Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?

England: This gets us nowhere!

American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!

China: 不拖我到这了 !

Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!
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German

A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size
Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.
by George Jettson July 12, 2005
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