Do a Germany!

When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.

Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!

by Bill Doordoor June 28, 2018

germantown splatter shot

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014

Lauren German

A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a

"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.

Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German

Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !

by Yeet_Yaat January 4, 2020

German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.

"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 22, 2019

No-No Germany

A different way, and maybe less offensive way, to say, “Nazi Germany”.

Person: No-No Germany Back at it again.

by harperpilled May 4, 2021

Good German

Somebody who turns a blind eye to criminal atrocities comitted by the government. This includes: needless war, lying to the public, stripping civil rights away from the public, ignoring laws held to keep it in check and disrespecting the general populace.

Even when the man on TV spoke of "alternative facts", Jerry didn't argue or speak out because he was a good German.

by SquiuqS February 24, 2017