Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right
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by Smith the Smithy June 23, 2004
Get the geriphile mug.An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.
by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011
Get the Gersch Device mug.1. A synonym for the word "quiche", meaning egg casserole.
2. A replacement word when you have nothing else to say to someone.
2. A replacement word when you have nothing else to say to someone.
Ron- "Hey tell your mom that her geich was really delicious!"
Susan- "what?"
Mary- "Tom, why don't you fuck me anymore?"
Tom- "geich."
Susan- "what?"
Mary- "Tom, why don't you fuck me anymore?"
Tom- "geich."
by thehero_ofkvatch July 15, 2009
Get the geich mug.A Person, usually elderly who takes an abundant amount of pills each day for maintaining ones health.
Most of these pills are vitamins and stool softeners.
Most of these pills are vitamins and stool softeners.
"I saw you Gram-Maw-Maw taking all her meds, Dang, she's a geriholic!"
"Whheeew, he smells like old spice and vitamins, whatta geriholic!"
"Whheeew, he smells like old spice and vitamins, whatta geriholic!"
by Indianachick67 April 29, 2009
Get the Geriholic mug.A hairy mexican man that has a thick voice and greasy skin, and a below average IQ. Also they try to act funny, but they end up looking like an idiotic asshole
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