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Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.
"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!
by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018
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gerfunkenrub

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.
by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008
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grunklepa

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.
Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.
by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010
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Grunkle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too
by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019
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garfunkeled

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!
by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003
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Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.
by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009
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Kerfunkle

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face
by Zathanial December 23, 2014
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