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Geraldine 

The sweetest girl in the universe.

The most beautiful girl in the universe.

She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.

She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.

She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.

She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!

She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
James : Who's that ?

Austin : I don't know dude, but she's definitely a Geraldine
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Geralding 

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!
A handsome man that takes the feelings of others into consideration.

He's such a Geraldo
A handsome,kind,sweet,caring, understanding,intelligent gentleman who takes other feelings into consideration. Geraldo is such a sweet guy.
Geraldo by Legendary legends August 24, 2019

Gerald Ford

The first un-elected American president. He was first appointed Nixon's VP when Spiro Agnew resigned and then after Nixon was forced to resign following Watergate, he became the president and remained so for 3 years.
Gerald Ford is good friends with Jimmy Carter despite the fact that he lost presidency to him.
Gerald Ford by axon December 30, 2004

Dirty Geraldo 

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
Dirty Geraldo by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007

filthy gerald 

the guy you can't hate, even though he gets all of your women from under your nose.
man, I love that guy. even though he's a filthy gerald.
filthy gerald by neu January 26, 2004

Gerardism 

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...
Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :]]]

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!