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A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldi don't ever let her go. She likes play fighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldi. Good job man, you're lucky.
Geraldi by laterdude101 July 8, 2011
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Geraldine 

An amazing woman, as bright and colourful as a luminous rainbow. She has sparkling, dancing eyes, luscious long locks and a smile that will light up your world (though perhaps that's just the whitening toothpaste!).
In its ancient Teutonic form, Geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, - I think you can safely assume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.

A Geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she's looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she's happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
Although this girl likes a Jaf (just a friend), she's looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!

A Geraldine will be your Guardian angel and your Angel delight, she's an angel twice over! And on the days when she gives her halo a rest, - well, I'll just leave that to your imagination....(steady!).
When she's around someone special, a Geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. So if you think you're going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, - you'd be right!
Gent: Dear Man, a bottle of your finest Reserve!
Waiter: Aah, that would be a Geraldine, - reserved just for you!
Geraldine by R. S. Bowers November 13, 2014

Geraldine 

She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret
Geraldine
Geraldine by Unknown celeb November 18, 2017

Geraldton 

Geraldton

GERALDTON

A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!

Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!
Geraldton is the wind capital .

Geraldine 

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
Geraldine by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010

Albert Gerald Krueger 

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.
Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

Bloody Geraldo 

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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