Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009

GEAP

An acronym...
Go
Eat
A
Penis

Calana, "Hey Bradley, GEAP!"

Bradley, "Suck it."

by calana August 27, 2005

geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

Geapana Cristian

2nd best Krunker player in Paulesti

Has giant penis
He is searched by the CIA for many things including:

manslaughter, terorism, selling nuclear warheads and killing protestors

-Geapana Cristian killed my familly because he lost minecraft hunger games
-Lol same

by gchris June 8, 2020

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

gelapi

a really shitty car. Often seen by the side of the road.

Thusnelda drives a gelapi to school.

by ubernostrum September 7, 2005

gefap

An acronym describing a woman's level of attractiveness. It stands for "Good Enough For A Poke". It isn't a term meant to flatter, yet, if used correctly, it may seem like it.

Borrowed from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, a program on adult swim.

If she lost a few pounds, she'd be gefap.

by FlaccidWalrus February 24, 2011