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Gentlemans Cape

A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg August 6, 2012
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"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."
by Saoirse September 1, 2003
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Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.
After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring
by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007
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Gentleslut

A man who defines himself as a gentleman but is a closet slut.
Homer tries to act all proper on his date. He is a true gentleslut.
by KalaBelle April 19, 2014
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Gentlefish

The term gentlefish derives from the word gentleman. Gentlefish act as gentleman and are nothing short of the greatest group on the planet. Gentlefish often are often found in groups that consist of 2 or more good friends who identify as "brofish" ( these are most often males) they have to have known eachother for at least 9+ years. There are different subcategories of gentlefish such as the "Brofish" . Which is a term in the group to refer to one another. In the rare case that there is a girl involved in the group they can be referred to as a "Sisfish". One more term that is widely used is "oddfish", which means that one of the members of the group or an outsider is acting strange. Gentlefish are mere gentleman with nothing but eachother in the big blue sea, and it sure is a beautiful sight to see.
Kyle (first gentlefish): yo, brofish!! You up to anything??
Payton (first gentlefish): not much, just hanging out with the gentlefish
Kyle: I mean, it's just us two
Payton: yeahhhh... but brofish foreva, right?
Kyle: on God's God

Payton: fr fr
by thygoldenknight July 11, 2022
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Gentlemans' War

Term which refers to a conduct of combat, loosely applying to the 17th through 19th century. In which battles were orderly fought in a fashion akin to a turn based strategy game, with opposite sides of musketmen walked around the field of battle to form giant lines of ranks totally exposed. Each army then took turns blasting the crap out of each other.

Sometimes one side would suicidally charge the other with bayonets. On foot or cavalry. Later, cannons were used as fire support.

Generally, this was though of as sportsmanlike by the nobles that waged these wars.

The practice eventually began to wane when people realized that doing this was fucking insane. And basically outright stopped once World War I rolled around.
These people had more balls then any human being in history, when you realize that each and every one of these mother fuckers walked around a battlefield devoid of cover. Then stood in front of a proverbial firing squad.

Not to mention, even if you survived getting shot, you'd probably get a limb amputated, without anesthetics, at best. Slow painful death at worst.

You probably had a better chance at surviving Russian Roulette. A Gentlemans' War was more like a gamble with the Grim Reaper.
by CommandoDude October 2, 2010
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gentlemans relish

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
by Chips March 19, 2004
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