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Gentrification

Gentrification is when businesses and homes are built in shitty, run-down neighbourhoods, which means the people who live there will actually have to work for a living if they want to pay the rent instead of beating up and mugging old ladies.
Hey man, you can't mess with our hood, that's gentrification! Wait, you're leaving? That's white flight, you stupid ass crackkka! Racist!
by Palladium1 October 22, 2022
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gentrification

when housing prices in a neighborhood go up because a bunch of hipsters moved in
Bro, I can't afford the new fancy coffee shop, I can't even pay my rent cause of all the gentrification
by cupcakesanon September 10, 2019
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Reverse Gentrification

When city council displaces renters to house the homeless. Akin to free energy proponents believe that making people homeless will solve homelessness.

Imminent signs of Reverse Gentrification include large encampments of tents and homeless people at parks or other public locations, that move elected officials to buy your rental homes to solve the problem.

Usually results in urban charm to your neighborhood. You can expect frequent visits from police, fire department and other first responders.
Tenant1: We all got notice to vacate and I'm not sure we can stay in the area.
Tenant2: No worries. I hear Reverse Gentrification is helping out folks like us.

Council1: I got a great idea, let's buy homes to shelter homeless!
Council2: Displace people to house people, you mean Reverse Gentrification?
Council1: Yes...And we could harness free energy to pay the utilities!
Council2: Aren't we smart!
by YOMMA5G January 15, 2020
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garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.
Our plan has been run through the garification process.
by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017
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gentrification mullet

An intentionally ugly mullet that is popular with hipsters who are romantasizing being poor but actually have money.
"You know your rent is going up when those gentrification mullet folks pull up to your neighbourhood."
by scorpioscorpio February 17, 2021
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self glorification

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.
Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"
by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007
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gentrification

A buzzword uttered mostly by those who are outraged that improving a neighborhood means people will spend more money to live in it.
- What's happened to all the bums that used to hang around here?

- Gentrification, man. Getting worse by the day.
by user565322 December 11, 2016
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