Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

Geff

Originating in Savannah Ga more specifically Richmond Hill, this is a slang term to be used in place of the word "fuck" or as a derogatory name (geffy) meaning that the person lacks competence and the ability to attract females.

"What the geff is wrong with you that made no geffing sense"

by Savannah Slang October 22, 2020

guffy

An term used in Scotland to define an English person.

Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!

by Freedom!! November 22, 2010

M.M. (Goffyism)

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.

"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

geffum

verb- Used in Hawaii Nei, meaning "I Get it."

Leilani: "Ehh, Koa you get pakalolo?"
Koa: "Yeah Lei I geffum."

by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008

Geffa

A sweaty Iranian spice dealer. Used to offend and/or shout abuse.

Dan: "GET OUT MY WAY, YOU FUCKING GEFFA."
Steph: "Nah, he's not sweaty enough to be a geffa."

by Gingertelli July 22, 2011

Geff grade school

Is a shit whole of a school the teachers are fucking cunts and have favorites like no other. They will side with anyone over the boys and never ever have any money because they are broke as hell.

Geff grade school sucks ass

by Geff kid November 5, 2019