Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Geeta

Geeta is a very pretty, smart, funny, clumsy girl. She is very cute at times. She is very loyal & trust worthy. A very beautiful person who doesn't pay much attention to herself. Someone who cares about everyone's feelings. She can be pretty mean but she still cares alot. She doesn't put alot of confidence in herself and she tries everything she can to be there for somebody in need. If you get a chance to date her take it because she will make you the happiest person in the world. Once you get to meet her she is extremely shy... But then when you warm up to her, she is one chatterbox and will be pretty crazy..she will always be there for you <333

Handsomeguylovesgeeta

by anonymous October 12, 2021

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

Geezerati

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

gaetzing

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.

"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."

by Peven glugh September 2, 2020

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.

That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer

by No.37 January 21, 2009

Geetered

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.

You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.

by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009