Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

Garth Hill College

Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)

Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah

by ISurvivedGarthHillCollege October 2, 2019

Gearhead

To have a tendency to want or to be interested in mechanical things; to understand, and be able to work on things of a mechanical nature, or things with gears.

That boy over at AutoZone is a total gearhead, he loves to work on his car.

by PANDA <3 October 16, 2014

Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

Logan Garth

A little annoying b**ch , or somebody from Melbourne

Dude 1: hey look he/she is doing a Logan Garth

Dude 2: I don’t even want to know

by Lildarthvader November 2, 2018

Jennie Garth

Most well known as Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990-2000). Also known for her stints as Valerie Tyler on What I Like About You (2002-2006), a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars, and Kelly Taylor on 90210 (remake of the original, 2008-). Born in Urbana, Illinois. Married to Peter Faccinelli, has 3 daughters.

Jennie Garth is the most beautiful and awesome actress/woman/person in the world!

by inlovewithjenniegarth March 11, 2009