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geologist

Highly educated individuals who eat rocks.
Geologist: Tastes like asbestos.
by Laelaps February 1, 2020
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financial geologist

aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.
Girls cum to Harvard to learn how to become financial geologists.
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Golojuice

A very tasty drink that is tasty but healthy for you. If you drink it then you will be addicted; you can never have to much. Also, its not to sugary.
I drink golojuice right before I run so I can win a track race.

Golojuice is way better than a watermelon bubble tea.
by Derek Le April 28, 2009
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Geology

Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.
If you don't know what geology is, you are an absolute idiot.
by Bill_Nye May 1, 2010
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Gbolabo

a every uncommon name even in it's place of origin. the name carries a lot of meaning, a blessing from God. usually mispronounced due the letter phrasing. Gbolabo is very easy going, kind hearted and down to earth person, but they're often aggressive when challenged. loving and friendly to everyone, always putting a smile on someone's face. confident but not cocky a Gbolabo will show himself truly to you only once a hundred percent comfortable with you. Gbolabos usually taller and well built do not struggle when looking for women. Gbolabos however look for the perfect mate in which to fully devote themselves too. hard working and strongly witted Gbolabos tend to live well off and lavishly. jealousy is a hindrance on a Gbolabos personality but with give you there trust over time. Gbolabos are once in a lifetime kinda people open to new things and easily accepting. they are the "I wish I never let go" kind of people that are rare to find.
Gbolabo just bought his own boat.

Gbolabo has a large family.

Gbolabo is a vet fun, entertaining person to be around.
by blabo, Bilbao, gbobal, Milano December 13, 2012
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gbolahan

Gbolahan is a name for a tall man who is sporty and athletic and has a huge dick
He also gets the ladies he is not that bad in looks. The downside is people misspell his name.
Gbolahan come on my team
by Skillzkid February 2, 2018
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golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.
Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.
by Innocent III April 28, 2005
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