Meat Gazer

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.

Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009

shark gazer

A shark gazer is a white woman who is not a full blown mud shark but is shark-curious.

I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?

I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.

I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.

by thisisnotJG July 7, 2010

Bump Gazer

A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.

OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!

by LabratM September 29, 2014

Meat Gazer

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008

Meat Gazer

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

by Retro February 17, 2003

Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013