they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

by Maldox July 1, 2019

Your City Gave Me Asthma

Depression, utter sadness

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?

by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021

gave it some jandal

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.

Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."

by SirDunny March 11, 2014

Preston Garvey

A minuteman from the game Fallout 4 whom constantly pesters you to set up settlements.

Preston Garvey: When you're done reading this definition, come to Sanctuary. There's a settlement that need our assistance.

by Bibbityboobys October 6, 2016

Gayden

A gayden is the gender inverse equivalent to a transbian. It refers to androphilic trans men who only have an interest in dating other gay men. It is a play on the name "ayden," which trans men stereotypically name themselves post-transition.

Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.

Guy#1: Don't call him by his dead name anymore, he's a gayden now. He transitioned and only dates men.

Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.

by Teegarden Roses June 30, 2023

Garyvechularhomicide

Garyvechularhomicide (noun) is the act of popular entrepreneur, and Tik-Tok/Twitter/Instagram influencer GaryVee commiting vehicular homicide.

In 2007, GaryVee allegedly ran over Michelle Obama in his 2001 Honda Civic Type R (Silver) on his way to over sell baseball cards to children in need, thus committing Garyvechularhomicide.

by JasonVee December 26, 2019

gave me aids

Used to describe something so horrible that it can spontaneously infect victims with the HIV virus and instantly advance to full blown AIDS.

The YouTube movie you and your friends made was so lame that watching it gave me aids.

by dawg2 October 20, 2006