Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

Gyarados Effect

The effect of someone or something getting infinitely better/more badass/awesome within a short space of time, similar to how a Magikarp can evolve from a horrifically weak pokemon into a Gyarados, which is very powerful.

Amanda: Hey, have you noticed how Neville in the Harry Potter films is now really hot?

Jill: Yup, it's the Gyarados Effect.

by roostangarar October 12, 2013

gayrade

A parade comprised primarily of homosexuals, usually in conjunction or observation of a Pride event.

I just love a gayrade with with all those hot, sexy, sweaty bodies marching down the street.

by DirtiestD September 4, 2017

Gayraoke

A karaoke session/party attended by a known group of homosexuals.

Wow, I can't believe you are going to TJ's party. It is going to be a total Gayraoke.

by The Master CPA November 18, 2009

gyradosian

The worst. Terrible, abysmal. Etymology- gyrados in the pokemon card collection was called on the card "atrocious pokemon" thus gyradosian means atrocious, but is more so; as bad as bad can be.

Man, getting rejected by that girl for prom was gyradosian at best, I thought you had her.

by giggityer April 20, 2008

gayrardo

A gay short brown ugly Mexican, that claims he can pull more girls than any guy in the room, but in reality, he does every guy in the local town.

“Did y’all hear about gayrardo?”
“Nah, who is it?”
“His name is Gerardo but he does every guy in town.”

by Country pumpkin October 30, 2023

The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.

Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!

by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015