gaypire

a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.

"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"

by fun2bkt January 8, 2010

Garpie

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021

Gaybien

*describing noun*

Where a person is into guys and girls at the same time; sorta like gay and lesbian together.

John: Bill has a girlfriend but yet is really touchy with this gay guy from school.
Ted: Hah! Bill's obviously a gaybien then. Poor sucker.

by fireblazexx June 10, 2015

gaypex

The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.

Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"

by 'Mash March 13, 2007

gaymiel

Really cool dude that isn't gay at all.

"Gaymiel is really cool"
"Kegay is a virgin loser xD"

by KeganGay420 October 7, 2020

Gayier

The act of seeming more and more gay. Suddenly appearing "overwhelmingly gay".

Chris was just a bi, emo guy, until he met jon and became a drag queen. He then got more and more gayier.

by ThePinkEraser February 21, 2009

gaysie dukes

When a male wears short shorts.

That dude with the roller skates is totally wearing gaysie dukes!

by Izabizzle August 5, 2008