1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
Get the Gaylord Smorgasbord mug.A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.
Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?
Scott: No.
Rob: Ah ha!!!
Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?
Oscar Wilde: No.
Judge: Take him away!!!!
Scott: No.
Rob: Ah ha!!!
Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?
Oscar Wilde: No.
Judge: Take him away!!!!
by spektralx April 2, 2009
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An unfortunate surname.
He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.
by that's not my last name May 22, 2006
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Get the Gaylord Focker mug.Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface
Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner
Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville
Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner
Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville
Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
by Mr Connor October 1, 2007
Get the Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville mug.This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.
Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
by T Man August 22, 2005
Get the gaytarded mug.the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord
by Beth Risk April 29, 2008
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