Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

gayberto

Dresses gay, acts gay, is gay

Ricardo was out again last night playing hairy nads marbles, man that guy is one gayberto que?!

by Ricardo Montoqueer May 26, 2003

gaybat

a nontrendy word of rearterded origin in which it is used as a quick and witty comeback that has a pointless use.

created by a young lad named ronald in a bad poke'mon reference

used as a diss for poke'mon lovers and for people with a fear of bats and are gay or a select group of friends who know you're kidding

Chance:stop talkin bout yerself
Dylan:ur still fat
Zach:u eat wax
Dylan:Zach ur as much a gaybat as eric as he likes poke'mon alot

by mortalkombatisgod July 25, 2006

gaybation

when a male has a legitimate opportunity with a female and he fails to act upon it he is then put on gaybation. he then has to score with said female in a decided upon amount of time. friends have the right during gaybation to make fun and give absolute hell to the male on gaybation until he has filled his duty.

*context of the situation and enviorment are factors in being released from gaybation

scoring ranges from a kiss on the mouth the getting the girl pregnant

"you are hereby declared on gaybation"

by Apt 1515 November 5, 2008

gaybeard

overly trimmed and groomed facial hair to the point of being ridiculous, and totally missing the point of having a beard at all. Often looks painted or drawn on with eyebrow pencil.

*sees guy with pencil-thin chinstrap*
that guy totally has gaybeard

by Xpqar October 2, 2015

gaybate

one who is bate to gays and attracts them to wherever they are

Matt-Dude Kerain is possible the biggest hunk of gaybate i have ever seen.
Dylan- O my god i know, but that tom kid is pretty close.

by Professer McDuff March 12, 2008

gaybet

A poker term, mainly used in Texas Hold'em. (noun) A bet made on the turn or river (fourth or fifth street) with almost no value in to a large field of opponents.

Betting AK on a flop of Q 9 4, getting four calls, and then betting out again when the turn is a 7.

by Poker Term Guy May 4, 2005