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gay karate

Capoeira. Maybe its a martial art to some, but it really just looks like a gay version of karate.
Luke may be an expert at gay karate, but if he ever gets in to a bar fight, he better hope someones there to tap out a beat on a drum, or he's going to get his ass kicked.
by capowhya May 22, 2006
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gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)
Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh
by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018
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Gay Karma

The act of making fun of gays or gay marriage in anyway, then intern giving birth to a gay child.
Did you hear Tom and Kim's son is gay?

Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?

Oh yeah! He did.

Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.
by Sjbora June 28, 2011
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gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.
I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.
by JJL124 February 27, 2023
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Gay Kebab

This is a long line of homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, and/or pansexual men who are "linked" together using the classic "dick-in-ass" method of connection. All of the men should be lying on their sides while performing this act, so the product actually looks like a kebab of gay men lying on a grill (hence the term "gay kebab"). However, it is also possible to do this while standing.

In order for this to truly look like an actual kebab, the final member of the group should have some sort of skin-toned phallic object (a dildo, for example) visibly sticking out of his ass. Think about it; wouldn't it look like a very long sex toy is penetrating a long line of gay men through their asses, just as how a long toothpick skewers a long line of food items in an edible kebab?

In order to add more originality to the kebab, the men taking part in the formation could try to distinguish themselves from one another. For example, the men can make different poses in order to appear as the different "ingredients" of a kebab. Also, an alternating pattern of Asian and Caucasian participants would surely add variety to this array of succulent hunks. Hell, you can even throw in the occasional hermaphrodite to really spice up the rack!

All in all, the purpose of doing this is to be creative and have fun.

NOTE: A similar formation, consisting of women wearing strap-ons in order to perform this act, is called a "Lez Kebab." Likewise, a mixture of men and women taking part in this arrangement is called an "Androgybab."
The boys and I decided to make gay kebabs during our mid-morning screw. We had Bobby, Jimmy, Charley, Lenny, and George season themselves with a multitude of spices and arrange themselves into a decadent skewer. Meanwhile, Bartolommeo, Giuseppe, Calogero, Leonardo, and Georgio bathed their entire bodies inside a tub with various marinades and created another simply divine platter. Both of them look so delicious that I ate them all up!
by D.J. Roefaro January 2, 2008
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gay knee grow

A friendlier saying of the word combination gay negro, which stands for a gay black male.
*guy picking his nickname in a Christian group chat*
Guy: welp, gay knee grow it is!
by jaygemi March 18, 2019
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person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night
by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022
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