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Gareth

He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.
"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."
by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011
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Gareth Rickaby

A man who rules over the Alnwick region in Northumberland, England; a mass producer of pink fluffy handcuffs; a famous tennis player and the owner of the multi-national corporation, All Drones and Media.
Person 1: "Look at that bloke over there!"
Person 2: "That's not just any bloke, that's Japanese General Gareth Rickaby, CEO of 'All Drones and Media' and Lord of Alnwick"
by MilianGeh March 25, 2021
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Gareth

A Gareth will be the best person you will ever meet. He'll be your favourite because he makes you laugh.

A Gareth will be very musical and passionate and he cares for things too much. He gets along with everyone and is easy to be around but he'll only dedicate himself to a few people.

A Gareth is self-critical and analytical, making him logical, level headed and incredibly easy to admire.

His smile shows in his eyes. He doesn't have to be anything else but himself to love every single bit of him.
'So who you completely mind blowingly over heels in love with this time?'

'Gareth'

'aaaaah understandable'
by viklapoop April 10, 2010
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Gareth

A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow
Wow that's a big penis, must be a Gareth.
by Damkru February 3, 2017
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Gareth

from the welsh meaning noble and honourable. A very common name within Wales often shortened to Gaz or gar. Also the best hubbie in the whole wide world.
Me "Gareth can you make me a cuppa?"

Him "Course honey x"
by babyd0ll February 3, 2010
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Garreth

Playful but can be serious when he wants to be. Always smiling; friendly and attractive :)
I like him because he's so garreth
by a piece of pie December 29, 2014
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Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
by Belchtwat March 27, 2019
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