gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class

i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...

by drunk_ November 18, 2010

gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007

Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.

The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017

Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.

The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009

Gastropog

when a gastropod like species pogs or makes a similar expression

"yo that snail is gastropogging."

by The_Gay_Witch February 25, 2021

Gastropod

A morbidly obese person. Coined by Monty Burns to describe a 300lb Homer Simpson.

"Smithers, who is this Gastropod?"

by John Violence October 17, 2008

gastroanticipointment

The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.

I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!

by Farmee March 27, 2012