gastrunate

When you have burning, painful diarreah.

Every day I gastrunate in my pet pigeons mouth.

by Dimos✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 March 6, 2023

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

by this username sucks March 28, 2021

Glastorbate

A celebratory act of masturbation following a successful purchase of glastonbury tickets

Yeeees I got my tickets... I'm away to the toilet to glastorbate

by HeyHo12 October 8, 2014

gastrobitionist

A person who eats on camera during Zoom meetings.

That person is such a gastrobitionist.

by AuntyKat August 22, 2022

Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010

Gastrointestinal Probe

A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract

Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc

by Tyler February 2, 2003