Gastipation

When you really have to fart but just can't push one out.

Bro 1: Dude, why you eating all those beans?
Bro2: I have gastipation. I need to blow wind but can't!

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021