Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

Garryied

To consume an excess amount of alcohol causing irrational and obnoxious behaviour.

Look at the state of him he’s absolutely Garryied!

by Trollied12 January 30, 2022

Garritie

Garritie is a badass mother fucker she always makes you laugh and is really funny she is very outgoing and beautiful and extremely sexy.

Garritie is a baddie

by Garritie May 4, 2023

Garried

A gay person who is married for the pretense of appearing straight

Mark is a garried man who has a good job but fears his position would be in jeopardy if it were revealed he was gay. He has married Lucy so the community thinks he is straight. Lucy is aware but loves the stature of her life.

by Feeb October 30, 2012

garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Garraridicle

A word used to call someone out for using large, overly-smart or SAT adjectives in everyday conversation.

"Yeah that's pretty archetypal."
"Yeah... completely garraridicle. See i can make up words too."

by Ellen Duhgenerous April 27, 2010