Gardinctious

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Garden Isles

A small waterfront neighborhood located in Pompano Beach, Fl. It is inhabited by GI members, who often enjoy gettin them "thursday seshes". Kids here like to refer to themselves as the GIP, or Garden Isles Posse. They enjoy gettin lifted and fucking shit up around the hood. Looking forward to "Tiki Seshes", inhabitants usually cop large amounts of ganja and other mind altering drugs.

GI usually has the dankest crip in town...

GI has and always will be better than LP.

John-"Them Garden Isles boys be gettin zo0oted"

Bill- "YALREADY KNOW"

by giniggas May 8, 2011

gard1bas

a pedophile and cheater in the gun clan community on roblox

we thought gard1bas was a good person, guess not

by gard1bas exposed!!!!!! May 28, 2021

Casey Gardner

The best character from Atypical and the queer icon we all need. Probably punching her brother or making out with Izzie, she's a real rollercoaster. All lesbians who've seen the show thinks she's hot.

"I am going to sit on you like an egg... Tweep tweep!" - Casey Gardner

by demon debbie September 12, 2020

Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010