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garloid

How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
by TheLooo November 1, 2020
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garwood

A very large obese/fat guy.
Big gut hanging over pants.
He sure has alot of Garwood!
by BGar October 24, 2006
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Galoodle

An amount of measurement, approximately 8-9 units of an item.

One Galoodle of Peaches is about 8 Peaches.
1)"Did you get enough wood for the fire?
"How much should I have gotten?"
"Hmmm, about a Galoodle"
"Darn, I only got 5"

2)"Yo, those logs almost broke his nose!"
"Nah Broski, it was only like 4."
"A Galoodle would have done it!"
by Ryan Hoar January 9, 2008
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garood

"good" in a middle eastern wanna be accent, originated from borat, now used by multiple number of people in florida.
dats a very a garood
a da very a garood
by da good February 5, 2010
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Garrood

a kind of desert rat that carried every sexual disease knon to man and is always greasy. it only has one eye. Simmilar to the Mongolian Lump Rat.
Eww look it's a Garrood - kill it before it touches you.
by Harroldthespanner August 5, 2010
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Garlonda

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)
Garlonda is the most wonderful girl in the world.
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alex garwood

He has thin eyes

Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t
by I am max February 17, 2022
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