Garfunkel

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019

Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005