Garner Berry

A very sexy man with lots of girlfriends and lots of fortnite wins. Everybody loves him and he is very epic. He has a very plump booty that people love to touch. He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and 6ix9ine is his uncle who hooks him up with lots of v- bucks and gives him hot ladies. All the girls at his school want to kiss him. His snapchat is @garnerberry and his instagram is @garnerberry_

kylie jenner: hey did you see that sexy man over there who is also cool and epic?
Sommer ray: yes, thats my boyfriend he is such a Garner Berry.

by sommer ray official November 26, 2018

greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

Sam Garber

Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.

Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.

by PVI HOCKEY February 12, 2019

Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

garfer

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

by Deirdre November 22, 2004

Greeress

The smell of stale beer.

I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.

by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020

greernanifist

one thirsty hoe looking for a thottie. she's got those apple bottom jeans and them boots with the furr. she likes to go out on the weekends to cheat on her man with yo man. she's hungry like dah wolf. Dont get to close to her ,she might bite. XD Rawr.

aye look is that greernanifist? hide yo wife, hide yo man and money she be coming this way.

by calveslovers August 15, 2018