Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

GardenerPlants

Another shock site that contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby.

Person 1: I have something you'll like to see
Person 2: What is it
Person 1: Type in Gardenerplants.com
Person 2: Oh my god. That is really fucking nasty.

by ShockSearcher November 17, 2010

Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

garere

Garere, A damara name given to to the pride and joy of the household. A women named with this beautiful name is not only pretty and sexy but charming and kind she is a true marvel. Garere is said to marry a Josef. Who will love her to the day he dies her life is more than the love she shares with him she has a story broader then time its self. She moves and talks with sophistication. She has morals and values and her mother inlaw loves her.

Look thats Garere she's on her way to see Josef.

by Josef Dakkie June 6, 2021

Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.

Holy crap! Who fired the gardener?!?!?

by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011