Gaydometer

A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.

*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"

by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009

Gasometer

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.

Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

by litterallyDiditformeme420 September 9, 2019

Gyrometer

Any object that you cannot figure out what it is.

Hey, what is this thing i found?" "Oh, you mean that thing? That's a gyrometer.

by gulbranson April 14, 2011