ginkle

(slur) A heterosexual person, especially one who's in your face about it.

"I can tolerate their lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to be such ginkles about it. Keep that shit to yourself."

"Let's beat the shit out of this ginkle."

"We will never be free until the last ginkle is dead."

by Death2Ginkles May 22, 2021

Gandle

A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.

This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.

The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.

Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.

JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"

Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"

by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006

Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.

David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!

by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

booty ganker

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.

-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob

by Waltor May 8, 2008

ganker

Ganker: (gayn-kur) noun: A person who is too bad at Dark Souls to ever win a fair fight, and decides to use cheap tactics like 3v1ing and TWoP to get a few bull shit wins so he can feel good about himself.

Wow, I invaded a guys world in dark souls, and he had his two friends gang up on me. What a ganker.

by DarkSoulz September 2, 2012

Gackle

The guttural, gagging sound that precedes the full expulsion of vomit. A damp heave.

As Henry pulled the plug of tobacco from his mouth, he gackled at the realization that it was in fact a human great toe in an advanced state of putrifaction.

by Geeshie November 29, 2014